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Akele gaye they door ek pal ke liye,
Magar aapke dil ke kareeb they harr pal ke liye…;
Kaise bhulengey aapko ek pal ke liye…,
Jab kho chuke hain khudd ko harr pal ke liye..!!!
Romantic Shayari
alok singh
Sun, Mar 01, 2009
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Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Sun, Mar 01, 2009
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Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Sun, Mar 01, 2009
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Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: main kyon rokon? Us ne mujhe roka tha kya.
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Sun, Mar 01, 2009
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Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.
Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Sun, Mar 01, 2009
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The most determinative & motivating sentence which shud always be followed in life.
The RACE is NOT OVER because I haven't WON yet.
Encouragement
alok singh
Sun, Mar 01, 2009
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Santa: tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: madam kendi si class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.
Santa: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.
Santa Banta
alok singh
Mon, Feb 23, 2009
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Santa weeping. Friend asked ki hoya?
Santa: bapu mer gaya.
After 5 mints santa again crying.
Friend asked: hun ki hoya?
Santa said: meri behan da baapu v mer gia
Santa Banta
alok singh
Mon, Feb 23, 2009
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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale pad jati hai.
Funny Hindi
alok singh
Sat, Feb 21, 2009
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Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM - SITA ki jodi lagti hai"
Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai, Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Sat, Feb 21, 2009
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20000 index ki mahima nirali hai,
Suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai,
Ye kaisi diwali hai,
Sensex hai bhara bhara,
Par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.!
Funny Hindi
alok singh
Sat, Feb 21, 2009
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Sardar looked at himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:
Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Fri, Feb 20, 2009
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Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain.
Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Fri, Feb 20, 2009
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Train mai ek husband apni wife say: "tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon."
"dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon"
Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Fri, Feb 20, 2009
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Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha "padhne wala gadha"
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Fri, Feb 20, 2009
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Teacher:" What is your name?".
Student: " Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:" When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student:" My name is Sunlight
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Tue, Feb 17, 2009
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My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL
Is missng.
Dikhe to batana..
Love
alok singh
Tue, Feb 17, 2009
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Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
Manager: so .. Sir what can i do?
Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Sat, Feb 14, 2009
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Doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Sat, Feb 14, 2009
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2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.
Hindi Jokes
alok singh
Sat, Feb 14, 2009
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