azeemdat's Quote Collection

'Bacha:
Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe
Usne 11 Khaye Aik Q Nhi Khaya?

Aadmi:
Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gya Hoga.

Bacha:
Nhi
12wa Apple Plastic Ka Tha.

Acha Dubara Mene Hahti K Samne
12 Apple Rakhe To Us Ne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?

Aadmi:
Saare
Apple Plastic K Honge.

Bacha:
Nhi Galat
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.'

Bhikari:
Hello , Pizza Hut?

Pizza Hut:
Yes Sir

Bhikari:
1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do

Pizza Hut:
Sir Kis Ke Naam Se Bhejoon?

Bhikari:
Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba!'

Plz Don’t See New Indian Movie
""3 IDIOTS""
Bcoz Us Main Aap Ko
Nahi Liya Giya.

We All Protest Against This
Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng Idiot
Existing Today:-)

A Small child: Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar krte he?
Papa: Haan tumhari maa se.
Child: Bare badmaash ho ghar me hi chakar chalaya howa ha.....'