Bapi Pal's Quote Collection

If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears,
Don't you worry,
Let go of your fears.

Hand in hand
Love is sent,
We'll be friends
Till the end.

Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,
Tumhare zindegi me koi gam na ho,
Tumko mile kismat se aisi dulhan,
jiski wajan 200 kilo se kam na ho.

1 ladka ne 1 ladki ko kamal ka phool diya to ladki ne jordar tamacha mari.

Ladka: kyun mari main to BJP ka parchar kar raha tha.
Ladki: aur main CONGRESS ka.

Dil se dil kabhi juda nehi hota,
yuhi kisi pe fida nehi hota,
pyar se badah to dosti ka rista hota hai,
kyun ki dost kabhi bewafa nehi hota.

Tumhe hai pata bewafaa hum nahin the
Pyar ke liye chaar pal kam nahin the
Kabhi tum nahin the kabhi hum nahin the
Pyar ke haseen kab yeh mausam nahin the
Kabhi tum nahin the kabhi hum nahin the.

Yakeen to humein sirf tum pe hai
Varna na jaane yahan kitne chehre hai,
Hum to wada karte hain dosti kaa
Bas aap se bhi dost kehlane ki aas hai.

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga..

Chand dekhkar sitare bane,
phool dekhkar titliyan bane,
aur aapke KHUBSURTI dekhkar
BHAGWAN bhi aapke DEEWANE bane.
use OLAY cream hamesa.

Ek ganje k sar par do bal the.
Dono ko aapas me pyar ho gaya,
shadi karna chahte the.
Magar nahi kar paye....
Batao kyun?




Kyun ki Bal Vivah apradh hai.

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?

Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.

Na mile kisika sath to
hume yaad karna,
Tanhai mehsus ho to
hume yaad karna,
Khusiya baatne ko to
hazaar log milenge,
Kabhi gam baatna ho to
hume yaad karna.

Sabse badi hai,
"ZINDEGI"
Zindegi se badi hai,
"PYAR"
Pyar se badi hai,
"DOSTI"
Dosti ek afsana hai,
Yaad rakho to apna hai,
Bhul jao to sapna hai.

Mujhe ek anguthi banwana hai par MOTI nehi mil raha.
Isi liye maine socha ki yeh MOTI mere kisi achhe dost ki MUSKAN se mil jati to achha hota.
Kyun MUSKURAOGI na mere liye?