bbiittuu's Quote Collection

Santa: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..

Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?

Santa: Maine un se kaha 'google' pr search kar lo.. ;-)

Santa's daughter: abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga.

Next day wo larki bhag gyi.

Sardar: kuri ne kaam to acha nah kiya...par thi wo najoomi