mohit jolly's Quote Collection

Policeman: How did this accident occur?
Motorist: The sign just there says; Stop-Look-Listen. And while I was doing that, the train hit me.

Student: Can I take the same book that I took a few days ago?
Librarian: Is it that interesting?
Student: No. I wrote my GF telephone no. on it.

Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.

Banta: What did you do before you got married to Jeeto bhabi.
Santa: Anything I wanted to do.

I have got the most sexy, witty, creative, intelligent wife in the world.
just hope her husband doesn`t know about it.