bharat's Quote Collection

Mere dil ko tab bauhat jhatka laga jab maine ek ladke(boy) ko mandir(tample) mai CIGRATTE peete dekha..

GHOR KALYUG

You can't believe, mere hath se WHISKY ki bottel gir gayi..

Dr: aapko brain tumer hai
pataint: oh great news(khush khabari)
Dr: aap itne khush kaise hai ?
pataint:isase yah saabit hota hao ki mere paas dimag to hai.