COOL ANKITKANT's Quote Collection

Kabir ji ka modified doha applicable on students :"kaahe jawat tution ko, kaahe karat padai. Number utne hi aan hai, jitne ki chit banai".

mana k sara jahan
aapke sath hoga khushi ka har lamha aap k pas hoga
jab khatam hogi hamari SMS service us din
apko hamari kami ka ehsaas hoga

LADKi waLe PANDiT ko: hume aisa LADKA chahiye jo kuch KHATA-PITA NA ho
PANDIT: jajman aisa LADKA to i.C.U. ya EMERGENCY WARD me miLega.

Ladka- Ghire hue badlo me teri yad ati h,
Saawan k ane me teri yad ati h,
Baris ki bundo me teri yad ati h,
Ladki- Haan haan muje yad hai teri Chatri deni hai...

chandni raat alvida keh rahi hai, thandi hawa dastak de rahi hai,
utha kar dekho najro ko jara 1 pyari si subhah apko GOOD MORNING keh rahi hai!!!!

fulo me gulab acha lagta hai,
nind me khawab acha lagta hai.
aap SMS bhale na bheje aapki kanjusi ka ye andaaj acha lagta hai!!!