adi's Quote Collection

Teacher: If u tell me where is God, I`ll reward u wid 100 rupees.
Pappu: And if u tell me where God is not there, I`ll reward u wid 200 rupees!

While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!

Son: Dad give me the car keys please. I am old enough to drive.
Father: Yes, but the car is not old enough to be given.

Banta: What is a fine?
Santa: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Banta: And what is tax?
Santa: A tax is a fine for doing right.