debo's Quote Collection

HAA-HAA-HAA
How do you cut roads????
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By LAUGHING...Because...
'Haste Haste Cut jaaye Raste'.

NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE
Love can neither be created nor destroyed.
It can only be changed from one girl to another....

Style of break-up:
Aboy bought Present for his GF.
GF(after opening):Wat d hell will i do wid dis Diwali rocket?
Boy:U wanted space na?
Now sit on it n GET LOST..!!