DJ's Quote Collection

Dukhi pappu bola: "aisi zindgi se maut acchi"
Achanak Yamdut aaye bole: Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai.
Pappu Bola: Ye lo , ab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta

Pappu ne apni pregnant biwi ko Sms kiya "Kaisi Ho ?"

Thodi der baad

Pappu zor-zor se nachne laga...
Kyoki uske mobile par msg aaya
"Mssg Delivered"

Only Historian can become
Great Husband because as thing(wife) become older his interest rises.

Whn nbdy loves u

Whn nbdy cares u

Whn nbdy thnks abt u

Whn everyone ignores u

Then

don't think much abt it
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Jaao jaakar nahalo.

Agar paani par gussa nikalna hai to kya karna chahiye
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Socho?
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Haar gaye?

Simple hai, usko garam karo aur usse nahao mat.

khub zamega rang

Jab mil baithenge
Teen Yaar

Aap

Mein

Aur

Hamare

Chote-Chote

Nanhe-Nanhe

Pyare-Pyare

Masoom se

Sms's

Munnabhai: Circuit, Kutta kutte ko kaat ta hai, to wo injection kyo nahi leta hai.
Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Kutta hai bhai, wo bhi usko kaat leta hai.
haa haa haa

Santa: Mera bahut naam hai.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: Bewakoof, tune wo gana nahi suna kya?
Banta: kaunsa?
Santa: Arey yaar,"Jiski Biwi Moti uska bhi bada naam hai"

Best 3 Comedy lines of college life
1st: Chal yaar lecture baithte hai
2nd: Kal se padhai strt karenge.

And the most comedy one

Sir, I'm having doubt