dhiraj chaudhary's SMS Collection

Apna dimag test karna hai to: ..Apna sir cow k muh k aage karo.Agar cow door jaye to samjho GOBAR hai AUR Agar paas aye to samjho ke BHUUSA hai.

Pati-patni film shole dekhkar ghar aaye to
pati ne romantic mood
me patni se kaha,
nach Basanti nach
tabhi unka Beta bola
is kutte k samne mat
nachna mammy.

Premi- Ae bewafa tune dil jala diya mera....Dil jalakar rakh kar diya mera...

Premika- Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi....Bhej dena
"RAKH" bartan manjane ke kaam aayegi..

KOI TUMHE BOLE U R CRAZY, DON'T BE ANGRY KOI BOLE U R STUPID B COOL YAAR GUSSA MAT HONA PAR AGAR KOI BOLE U R SMART MAAR SALE KO MAJAK KI BHI HAD HOTI HAI.

Ap k dard-e-dil ka haal ban jayenge, Aapki dosti ki misaal bn jayenge. Aankho me ek aansu lake to dekhiye, Uske girne se pahle HUM rumaal bn jayenge.

ajnabi ki baton ka atbar na ker"uski yadon mai zindgi bekar na ker.behne lage kisi ki yad mai ansu"iss kader kisi se pyar na ker.

Jakhm Ruh Par Dekar Mere,Wo Marham Jism Par Lagane Ko Kehte Hai,Or Wo Jo Thhe Kaatil Mere,Mujhe Insaaf Dilaane Ko Kehte Hai

Chala hai SMS mera jane kya gul khilaega pyar se pada jayega ya mita diya jayega agar gaya kisi sache dost ke paas to 1 pyara sa msg jarur ayega...

SANSO KA KINARA KISI DIN TOOT JAYGA.
PHIR MUSAFIR KISI RAAH ME CHOOT JAYGA.
ABHI SATH HAI TO YAAD KAR LIYA KARO,
KYA PATA KAB HUMARA SATH CHOOT JAYGA.....

Jo nahi aata uska hi intzar kyu?
Kisi k liye apna hi ye haal kyu?
Waise to is duniya me bahut chiz pyari hai,
Pr jo nhi mil skta usi se hi pyar kyu

Sitaro k chadar ne Suraj ko sulaya hai, Chand ko rat ka mehman banaya hai.
Koi intzar kar raha hai mere msg ka,
Thandi Hawao ne abhi-2 mujhe bataya hai..

Hr Lamha-1khayal Hr Khayal-1sawal Hr Sawal-1jawab Hr Jawab-1ummid Hr Ummid-1sapna Hr Sapna-1arman Hr Arman-1yad Aur Yaado Me 1Dost Wo Ho Aap.

Zamaane ka dastoor hota hai jise chaaho wahe apno se door hota hai,dil toot kar aise bikharta hai yaaro jaise koi kaanch par patthar maarta hai yaaro.