Singh's SMS Collection

mehak dosti ki kisi ibadat se kam nahi hogi
sirf ishq par ye duniya khatm nahi hogi
agar mil jaye hum aur aap to ye duniya
kisi jannat se kam nahi hogi

so understand the meaning of friendship & keep smiling…!! !!!!!

Hum apni Dosti ko yaado me sajayenge
Door rehkar bhi band ankho me nazar ayenge
Hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jaayenge
Jab yaad karoge tab chale aayenge

HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE TADAPTA HAI
HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE ROTA HAI
AYE DOST DOSTI KA KHAYAL RAKHNA
KYUN KI SABSE ZYADA PYAR DOSTI MEIN HOTA HAI

Apke chehre per muskurahat saje aise
pholon per shabnam chamakti hai jaise
sapne poore hon aap ke saare
dua hai meri yeh lafz aap ki zindgi ko nikhare

Ajnabee dost jub banati hai dosti,
Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti,

Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti,
Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti..

Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti,

Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti

Hum wo nahi jo tujhe gham mein chhod denge,
Hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge…
Hum to tere wo Dost hain,
Jo agar teri saasein band ho,
To apni saasein jod denge…..

Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon..!!!!

Aap ke chahne wale bohot honge,
lekin hum bhi kuch kum nahi,
Aap ke naam ke siway hume koi naam yaad nahi,
Aap ko yaad karne ke siway hume kuch kaam nahi,
Dil karta hai sirf ek baar pardes aanke tumhe dekh lu,
Phir maut bhi aae to koi gum nahi….

Dikhakar khwab in ankhonko,
De gaye ansu in me tum,
Kaise chalka dun ye ansu,
In me bhi to rehte ho tum

Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?

Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon

Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female

Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se

Santa and Banta went for a drive.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”

Ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise?
Nothing serious.
Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.

Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli “wah re mohabbat”
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila

Hum aapko in aankho mein,
Yun basa liya karte hai,
Ja sake jaha tak hamari ye nazar,
Aapko har jagha paa liyaa karte hai.

Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? Main jis larki ka naam bhulana chata hoon. Us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.