dilip jain's Quote Collection

An after thought on Karwa chauth -
Cutting down your food will not give your husbands a longer life
.
But if you can cut down your spending it surely will!!

Is it true that the word STUDYING
was derived from STUdents DYING?

Q:Ye pyar kab hota h?
A: Jab time khrab chal raha ho,
rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho,
apka mangal kamjor ho,
or bagwan maZe lene k mood me ho..

India now ruled by..
Amma in South
Didi in East
Bhenji in North
Aunty in the Capital
Madam in Center
Nani on top (the president)
&
And yet people say.. It’s a Man's World?

Police:-"Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"
Santa~"Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"