raj's Quote Collection

What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
.......Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

Ek aadmi ke 6 fingers the,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how Long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor? Without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Kanjoos : Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos :Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de