dinesh singh's Quote Collection

GOLU-Agar bibi ke baap ko Sasur kahte H to, Girlfriend ke baap ko kya kahenge

MOLU-:Agar shadi ke liye haa kar di to SASUR nahi to "ASUR" smile pleasse

1 BANIYA mrte time bola-Meri Biwi kaha hai.

Biwi-Mai yha hu.

MERA BETA?
Ha papa

Or BETI?
papa hm sb aapke pas hi hai.






TO Haramkhoro DUKAN PE Kaun Hai??

LIFE IS DOG:
School life= Paltu kutte,
College life= Awara kutte, Service Life= Khujli wale Kutte, Married LiFe= Wafadar kutte, Old Age= Pehredar Kutte.

Subha hoti nahi, shaam dhalti nahi, raat kathti nahi, baat banti nahi, na jane kya khubi hai aap me k apko sms bheje bina dil ko khushi hoti nahi.