diwaker kumar's Quote Collection

Ek sardar jee Ghode se ja rahe the, to usne Red light par Ghode ko nahi roka,to traffic police ne roka, to sardar jee Ghode ki puchh utha kar bole, ki number note kar lo beta,

Sweest proposal Ek Boy or Ek Girl L.K.G class

Boy:- ka tu mujhse saddi kalegi,

Girl:- nai

Boy:- Karlona,

Girl:- mai nahi karungi,

Boy:- karlena Bahan please

pyar ki hai duniya jazbat nahi samjti,
dil me kya hai wo bat nahi samjhti,
tanha to CHAND v hai sitaro ke bich,
magar chand ka dard bewafa raat nahi samjhti.

Ek student phichhe ke bench se bola, madam piche ki light on kar do,To madam ne bola ki mere piche kaha light hai ki on karu.