nag's Quote Collection

Year 2005 SMS Rs. 1.oo
Year 2006 SMS Rs. .50ps
Year 2007 SMS Rs. .30ps
Year 2008 SMS Rs. .10ps
Ab Tujhe SMS Karne k liye Mujhe kya Loan dena padenga

Rulane wale aakhir hume rula denge..
Zehar de ke gehari neend me sula denge..
Fir bhi koi gum na honga hame..
Dard to tab hong jab ap hume bhula denge..

What is the difference b\w Alcohol and Poison.
If u drink Alchol u will dance around the people....
If u drink Poison people will dance around U....

When Apple becomes Red it is ready to Eat,
Whan a Girl become 18 she is ready to.........






VOTE!!
Dirty mind.. U will never change..

Aap paas raho yaa door,
Hum dil se dil ki awaz mila sakte hai,
Na khat k na phone k mohataaz hai hum,
Par aapke dil ko ek hichakise hila sakte hai...

Royengi ye ankhe muskurane ke bad,
Ayengi rat din dhal jane ke bad,
Kabhi ruthna na a dost,
Shyad ye zindagi na rahe tere ruth jane ke bad......

Bhulke hame yad kiya karo, Pyar nahi tho shikayat kiya karo, Gair na samjho hamko,
Call nahi tho sahi miss call kiya karo.....

Boy: Shadi kar k bhag jaye ya bhag kar shadi kare...
Girl: Fati hui chappal se mar khayega ya chappal fatne tak mar khayaga.....