srivani manchala's SMS Collection

A sardar and a poet diner together. the poet asks sardar "pass the wine u divine". Sardar thnks "how poetic" and in turn tells " pass the custard u basturd"!!!

once there was an accident where the car driver hit the parrot.The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home , gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food .
When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells "aila!! jail!!!!!! gadi wala mar gaya kya????"