Faizan Khot's SMS Collection

Doobta hai to paani ko dosh deta hai,
Girta hai to pathar ko dosh deta hai,
Insaan bhi bada ajeeb hai,
Kuch kar nahi paata hai to,
Kismat ko dosh deta hai.

Pati: Khana taiyar h?
Wife: thodi der aur
p:Thik h me bahr kha leta hu
W: 5 min ruko
P:5min me taiyar ho jayga
w: nahi me tiyar ho jati hu..

In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet.
And the world went into RECESSION.

3 Hard Facts:
U can control ur breath but not death. U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions.

A couple planned to commit suicide together. But once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive.

Good Relationships are like trees. They demand attention & care in the beginning but once they blossom, they provide you the shade in all situations of life.

Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.

You know he really cares when he asks what’s wrong and when you tell him nothing, he stays there waiting for the real reason.

Diplomacy of Girls
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They hate it when you ask their age?

but they would kill you if you forget their birthday

Silence between two unknown people makes a relation
But
Silence between two known people breaks the relation

Cat:hw old r u?
Elpnt:5 yrs.
Cat: U luk big.
Elpnt: i m a COMPLAN BOY
cat: i m 20yrs
Elpnt: But u luk small
Cat: PONDS MIRACLE,
BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE...