sweet's Quote Collection

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RAIN OF MY FRIENDSHIP... ? ?


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?FOR A FRIEND LIKE YOU!!!

I

met money one day. I said,
"You are just a piece of paper."

Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece
of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life

Decent..Obedient.. Neat.. Kind Excellent Young

That’s Me.!
Not You.
O.K..
Don’t feel sad..
You are also there.
Read 1st letter of each line..

if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..

Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

Santa meets Banta
Santa: "so have you moved to a new house"
Banta: "No."
Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't you?"
Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was looking for!".

Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
you mean.?
Pupil : Yes, I’m
NoT Good at Math.!

Teacher:"Childrn,2days Word is W;Make Sentence."
Tim:"While We Were Walking, We Were Watching Window Washers Wash Washington's Windows With Warm Washing Water!