GaneshRaje's Quote Collection

Dosti Hoti hai'One Time',
Hum Nibhate hai 'Some Time',
Yaad karo'Any Time',
Aap khush Rahe'All Time',
Yahi Dua hai Meri'Life Time'.

Wife:Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe Ghur Ghur k Dekh raha hai.
Husband:Are wo toh Bhangarwala hai,Bekar mal psr nazar rakhna Uski aadat hai.

Policeman:Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.
Lady:Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi Bataya.
Policeman:Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe nahi.