jatt's Quote Collection

Banta: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
Santa: 10 years and 45 lbs

Palkon Ki Nami Mein Chupa Kar Sapno Ko..
Humne Unhe Jaane Ki Izazat de di ..
Hum toot Kar Bikhar Gaye Tukro Mein..
Unhe Muskarane Ki Ijazat De Di

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!