rishu's Quote Collection

Sadiya guzar gayi tera deedaar na hua,
Gulaab tuta ek baar phir gulzaar na hua,
Hamane to yara tujhko pyaar kiya hardam,
Magar tujhko kabhi bhi hamse pyaar na hua.

Lamhe judaai ke bekaraar nahi karate hai,
Haalat mere mujhe laachaar karate hai,
Aakhen hamaari pad lo kabhi,
Ham kaise kahe ki ham aapse pyaar karte hai.

Tum jab se aa gaye zindagi me,
Jitane the gam sab kho gaye,
Pehale the ham patthar ke,
Lekin ab mom ke ho gaye.

Is dil me dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,
In aakhon me dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,
Jee rahe hai ab tak apni marjee se,
Lekin ye maut ab amaanat tumhaari hai

Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon
Nahi liya…? socho…?
Thoda sa aur socho…socho. ..socho.. .
Yaar unke ghar ka aapsi maamla hai,
Tumko kya lena dena hai.

Ye dil bhi kitana jaalim hai,
Kisi par aata hai,
Kisi par marta hai, kisi par rota hai,
Kisi par hasta hai,
Saala is dil ka hi chakkar hai,
Jo ham SMS karta hai.

Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha,
Parchaai ko aakaar samajh baitha,
Uski thi hasane ki aadat,
Main uska pyaar samajh baitha

Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
Par usame bhi daag hai,
Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
Par usame bhi aag hai,
Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.

baki kuch na raha ab is zamane mein,
jawani guzar rahi maikhane mein,
ab toh karle meri dosti par yakeen zalim,
varna zindagi beet jayegi azmane mein!!!

husn ke vaar se dar lagta hai,
ishq ki maar se dar lagta hai,
itne khaye hai jakhm mohabbat main,
ki aab to pyar se dar lagta hai

Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein

kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna

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Teacher: ‘Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible’

One student: ‘Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again’