GD's Quote Collection

Man: Car Kyun Halki Ki?
Driver: Gear Badla Hai
Man: O Hram Khor Nikal Meri Car Se Meri Mojodgi Me Gear Badla Main Na Hota To Pori Car Bdal Deta

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra
Utha Ker Usay Gaur Se
Dekh Raha Tha ...

Banta : Oye Kia Dekh Raha Hy ... ???

Santa : Dekh Raha Hoon Ye
Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ... ;

"Some men join army coz they r single

& they love WAR.."

"Others join army

coz they r married &

they love PEACE" ;-)

Eagle jab beemar pad jata hain to use kya bolate hain??



socho socho..



illegal...
:)

Let's see how good ur English is.

Now a Beggar begs...
Lover loves....
and a Fakir??


also begs..
But I liked the way u think.

santa finished his MBBS cource and was performing his 1st operation. Soon after finishing. he prayed to god "Lord, accept my 1st gift 4 u"