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Santa: I played chess against Viswanath Anand but I lost.
Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.
Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.
Banta: You are an idiot. He is actually Left Handed.
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goldflake lights
Wed, Apr 25, 2012
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Banta: I was the pilot for the president's helicopter.
Santa: Wow, thats Good! .But why did you leave the job?
Banta: The president told he was feeling cold and I switched off the fan on the top.
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goldflake lights
Wed, Apr 25, 2012
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child-who's dat man & woman who come every night n disapear in morning?
grandma-thank god finaly u saw them.dey r ur parents..bothh r "doctors"
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goldflake lights
Mon, Apr 23, 2012
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I was in pub last night with my wife & said
"I LOVE U"
she said is dat u or d beer talking
I said its me talking...
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to d beer.
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goldflake lights
Sun, Apr 22, 2012
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