Goldy's Quote Collection

HaPpY cHiLdReNs DaY
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Is din har baap ko apne bachey ki yad aati hy.Is liye mujhe B tumhari yad i.
Ab ye msg muje he snd kr k baap k sath batmizi na krna =P ;->

Duniya Ki Her Kali 1 Din Phool Ban Jati Hai,
Lekin Wo Konsi Kali Hai Jo Kabhi B Phool Nahi Banti?
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“CHIP-KALI” \ / /
<:))))))))==< / \ \

Tu chand hai sharmaya na kar,

Phool se chehre ko murjhaya na kar,

Jab tak ham zinda hai tere dost ban kar,

Tab tak kisi b baat se ghabraya na kar…

A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
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Boy:U r d second most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen!
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Girl:Who’s the first?
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Boy:It’s YOU When u smile… ;->

Santa slapped Banta
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Banta: did u slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Santa: seriously
Banta: bach gaya !
I wont accept Funny things with me

Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

OK, see if you can figure out what these words have in common……..
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Are you peeking or have you already given up?
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world's smallest resignation letter.
Dear Sir,

I Love ur wife!!

Regrds
Harbindar