gilly's Quote Collection

Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.

Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English.
A Santa wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’
A Teacher: What?
A Santa: His name is Sundar Lal chaadha.