goddu's SMS Collection

MADAM: Last semester u were loving that girl & this semester u r loving with other.
What do u think of urself?




BOY: SYLLABUS changed mam...

Santa public toilet gaya aur ek gante aad nikla.
Bahar baita jamadar bola- 20rs
Santa-saale... bathroom me baita tha... koi cyber cafe me nahi...

true friends r like tom and jerry. we fight and dont agree most of the time, but always come back to run a very long episode

if a gorilla, catches u, what will u do







i know, i know





u both hug first then start dancing.....
it's natural if two friends meet after a long time......

father: if u failed in exams again, don't cal me 'dad'

after some days .....
father: how is ur result?
son: sorry mahesh, i failed

a sweet friend is like a pillow
when u r tired u sleep on it


when u r sad u drop tears on it


when u r angry u punch it

&

when u r happy u hug it.

what does it take to send a msg
money?
mood?
time?
no no
its a feeling that someone remembers u , like me

life is all abt three things ...
winning, losong, and sharing,
winning others heart
losing bad things
sharing happy moments
thats life

hard words cant touch any soft heart,
but soft words can touch any hard heart,
so speak in a soft way ,
the world will be urs