Gopal Sharma's Quote Collection

Always smile u knw y?
Bcoz haso jiyo!
Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya pata kal mujhse panga ho aur Hasne k liye Daant ne ho...

A student attached Rs.100 note to his test paper n wrote "Rs.1 for 1 mark."
Examiner was a sardar. He sent him Rs.81 back n wrote "u got 19 marks keep the cange".

Son: Mein school nahi jaaunga,
Mom: Kyu?
Son: Kaam Karunga,
Mom: 4th Class padh kar kya kaam karoga?
Son: 3rd class ki ladkiyon ki tution lungs:-)

In hasino se kafan accha hai,
jo marte dum tak saath jata hai,
ye to zinda lodon se mukh mod lete hai,
kafan to murdo se bhi lipat jata hai...

Dil ki Dhadkan Dahadka Gaya Koi,
Mere Khwabon ko Mehka Gaya Koi,
Hum Anjane Raho Par Chal Rahe The,
Achanak Hi Raasta Bata Gaya Koi!!