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Even if you can't read a girl like a book, its nice to thumb the pages.

one day
MAD scientist invent a stopwatch.
Sir can u tell me!!!
How it is useful for us?
The scientist answered : its help to find the time in micro seconds
Reporter:i can,t understand it?
Scientist : it can measure time in which woman change her mind

If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!