gun's SMS Collection

mere har sms padkar taali bjana
kyon ki mujhe bhrama ji se wardaan mila hai.
jo bhi mera sms padkar taali nahi bajayega use agle janm mai ghar ghar ja ke taali bajana padega

aaj ghar mai poori tayari ke saath rehna .
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kyon ki ek acche bandar ka rishta tumhare liye aya hai or
ladke (bander wale) tumhe dekhne ghar par aa rahe hai.

aap mahan ho ....
desh ki shaan ho......
lekin sms karne mai baimaan ho..
isi liye aap ghade ke samaan ho

aja saam hone aai mousam ne li angdai..........

ab ye mat kehna tu chal mai aai.

we r wating 4 u.

india mai teen tarha ke log hote hai
1. sms sender
2. sms reader
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chinta mat karo hum dono ke beech koi nahi a sakta chahe wo made in india ho ya china

aap sayad dar ke karan kabhi ghar se bahar nahi nikalte
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kyonki jo sms karte hain wo darte nahi

aap ko 1000000 rs ka loan rbi aproved hoaya

hai jaldi sai isi numeber pa replay karen.

nahi to aap ke balance se bache howe 0.05 paise bhi kaat liye jayen ge

pappu ka naam paapu kyon hai
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kyonki wo paas hota tumhari tarha fail nahi

Dheeru Bhai Ambani
Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..
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Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho
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Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya

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CHOR:Apne paise nikal

MAN:I am Zardari,President of pak

CHOR:Acha to phir hamare paise nikalo

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