hari's Quote Collection

Doctor: Jab apko pata tha chipkali apke
kan me ghus rahi hai to aap chup kyu the?
Santa: pehle Cockroach gya tha
to mujhe lga k chipkali use pakadne ja rahi hai

Nojwan aage bado. Santa aage nahi bada.
Captain:-tum aage kyun nahi bade.
Santa :-apne kaha 9jawan aage bado main 10ve number pe hun.