hariram's Quote Collection

Question: Define a boss?
Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.

Tension: when wife iz pregnant!
Terror: When girl friend iz preggnant!
Horror: When both are preggnant!
Tragedy: When yU are Nt responsible fr both!

Bartender: I Think U Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, friend !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Waz Almost Impossible ....

No need 2 sit with me when i am sad, No need 2 talk to me when i am bored, No need 2 cry 4 me when i am dead, but Don't forget me when i am alive!...

"Not every girl has attraction in her eyes"
-but-
"Every boy has his weakness on girls eyes"...