Hemant Soni's Quote Collection

Patni- shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete they,par ab nahi dete,kyu? Pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai kya?

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...

Life ka original sach- sab kahte hai, akele aye the akele jayenge. Par sach to ye hai, 2 logo ke bina koi aata nahi, aur 4 logo ke bina koi jata nahi.

Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya hai aur aap laddu khila rahe hai?Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai,bahumat 2 mere bete ke saath hai.

Kya waqt tha jab 19-20 saal ki ladkiya hame kiss kiya karti thi,kambhkt saali kismat phuti thi hamari,us waqt hum 2 saal ke the....

Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,teri kripa se kumbh k mele mai bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai, kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao!

Apko yaad karne me taklif hoti hai,kyunki yaad karne se apki kami mahsus hoti hai,fir bhi hum apko yaad karte hai,kyunki yaad karne se yaade mazbut hoti hai.

Karishma kudrat ka ajeeb na hota,kasam se koi garib na hota. Ae_dosto......agar paise se mohabbat bikti to sayad garibo ko pyar naseeb na hota

God ne aurat ko sundar banaya,khubsurat sharir diya,hirni si aankhe,resham se baal,gulab se hont,pyar bhara dil diya., fir juban dekar sab kiye karaye par pani pher diya.

Bheege rahte hai...baarish me aksar! Kabhi mangi nahi se..panaah nahi.! Hashrate puri na ho..toh na sahi...! Par khwab dekhna...koi gunah nahi..!

Wo chal diye or hum akele reh gaye,har bar ki tarh aaj b ansu beh gaye.har waqt yad kiya hmne unhe,or wo hans k kahne lage yad kiya sbko bus 1 tum rah gaye..

Santa-yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor q hote hai?Banta:kyuki sab kutto ka khun 2 DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.

Kismat dusra mouka nahi deti,duniya anjane ko panah nahi deti,zindgi se itna pyar mat karna,kyunki mout kabhi riswat nahi leti