Sumith Karnal's Quote Collection

Auto driver turns at NO ENTRY.
Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.
Why?
PJ of the Millenium:
bcoz Auto driver was WALKING.

Inspector questioning Manager in Govt.Office:Who accepts bribes in this office?
Manager:How much will you give me for that information??

Sabse himmat wala kaun hai?

Ans:
Wo jo LOOSE MOTION lagne k baad bi Gas chodne ka risk leta hai.