Jewel's Quote Collection

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?


Simple.

Just knock the door and they will open it.

Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ''The heart of the country' ?


Banta: It beats, beats & beats...

Beggar: I'm The Author of a Book called '420 Methods 2 Become Rich'

Man: Then y r u Begging ?


Beggar: This is One of the Best Methods !

Principal:Why u r late?

Papu:- Bike puncture sir!!

Princpal:- Why can't you come in bus?

Papu:- I am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!

A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.

Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

What Is Difference Between DD & CHEQUE

DD : Is Like WIFE Which Is Being Trusted
But

CHEQUE: Is Like GF Which Can Bonce Anytime

Thandi hai coffee garam karlo,
is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo

Morning time se inbox khali hai mera,
thodi si to yaro sharam karlo

Pyar na rahe to wafa kon karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kon karega

Khuda salamat rakhay tumhe warna,
Bandar ki tarah uchal kood kon karega

Some R very Beautiful

Some R very Adorable,

Some R very Attractive
But
they R nothing compare to One Rose.. .
That one Rose is none other than YOUUUU..

THE understanding between two people can be reach at its highest point when they understand each other without saying anything....this is love..

I search to someone with my sensation,
Who is the mine imagination.
But I can say with full confirmation,
Because there is no long separation.

U have Touched my life with ur kindess
u knw just wht i need.Ur loving Heart shws dat u care 4 me ,In ur thot and deeds......

It is alter when they are impediments.
It is like it steals our life........