imran's SMS Collection

my friends asked me.
pyar kab hota hai??

i said-jab time kharab ho,aap par shani sawaar ho,
aur bhagwaan ka aapse maza lene ka vichar ho.

a boy was trying to propose a girl,
finalyy proposed in a unique way:

"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagaane ka adhikar mere bete ko dogi"??

death is possible anytime,,,
love is possible sometime,,
marriage is possible 1 time,
but
"A REAL FRIEND"is possible once in a "LIFETIME".