anshul khanna's SMS Collection

Assi pagal thwade peeche,
tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche,
koi aur pagal humare peeche
ha ha .... ha ha
saare pagal aage peeche

Ek pareshan Pati apni patni se kehta hey....

Apni Marji Se Jeene
Nahi Deti Hai....

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Karwa Chouth Vrat Rakh Ke Marne Bhi Nahi Deti Hai...

Santa: Banta agar yeh ladki meri naa hui toh mein kisi ke na hone dunga!! Banta: Santa! yaar tu sahi keh raha hai! par agar yeh teri ho gaaaye toh sabki hone dega!!!