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Santa: Why are you heating the knife?
Banta: To do suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.
Jokes
kaku
Sun, Apr 05, 2009
30
Santa: Why do God stay up in heaven? Banta: Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Hindi Jokes
kaku
Fri, Apr 03, 2009
40
Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
Exams
kaku
Thu, Apr 02, 2009
49
Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it,
Life
kaku
Thu, Apr 02, 2009
40
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