Jyoti Ranjan Thakur's SMS Collection

CuteProposal:boy askd girl "Who is ur enemy?
"girl replid & proposed in a style tat,"My worst enemy is my HEART bcz it's mine but beats for u'.
Good Morning...

Madam to santa-Translate it to eng"Mere sir de Baal,Uud gaye hawa de naal" Santa's rply -"Hair of your tind ..Have gone with the wind ..Ting ting teeding"

May the lamps of joy,
illuminate your life and fill your days with the bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill.
Happy New Year.. .

Sai Shiv ka sath ho,
Sarswati ka hath ho,
Ganesh ka niwas ho,
Ma Laxmi ke aasirwad se aapke jiwan me prakash hi prakash ho.
Happy New Year...

Sagar bhari khushiyan,
Aasman bhara pyaar,
Mithai ki khushbu,
Umango ki bahaar,
.Mubarak ho apko Naye saal ka tyohar. HAPPY New Year..

Rosni ko andhere se pehle,
Dil ko Dhadkan se pehle,
Pyar ko mohabbat se pehle,
Khushi ko Gum se pehle,
Apko or apke parivar ko
"Happy New Year"
sabse pehle.

I need ur frndshp
I ned ur cmpny
I need ur support
I need ur advices
I want 2 b lik u





maine barbad hone ka faisla kar liya hai bus.....

kaju katri
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Ye lo Aaj
THAKURJI
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7 din pahle Advance me
HAPPY NEW YEAR
KI"PARTY"
Happy New Year..

Rajnikanth's punch Dialogue in his 150 crore film " Endhiran (Robot) "...



''Buddy..
If I Punch you, even Google won't be able to search u..''
Rajni Rocks:---

Try to make better use of your non-work time to have some fun.
This is a good way to break up the monotony of everyday life.
Good Morning...

Ladko ka dil mandir k tarah hota hai.
Pavitra or Sachcha.
Isliye to...
jab ladke
I love u kehte hai

to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai..
India Rocks:---

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FRESH FLOWERS 4 U.
AAPKI HAR SUBAH IN PHOOLO KI TARAH MEHKTI RAHE.
Good Morning...
gud morn.

Smile:It brings a difference
Cry:Never hold tose emotions in ur heart
Kiss:Its d most wonderful way 2 express ur love in d world
Laugh:Wats d point hidin.

Do u know Full form of DAIRYMILK?
"Darling always I remember you, Meet immediately for a lovely kiss".

That's why boys alwys gift DAIRYmilk N girls acept it..

A committed boyfrnd prays to god-
Lord pls giv me WISDOM 2 undrstand my girlfrnd & PATIENCE 2 deal with her moods
Dont giv me STRENGTH othrwse
I'll kill her...

Kr sitam kitene bhi mujh pr,
is dil me dhadakan tere nam ki hogi, khwahis 2 adhuri hai bahut si mgr, aakhiri khwahis tere didar ki hogi.
Good Night wd Love...

Who's d 1st Indian cricktr 2 bcum Captn in his 1st match,scord 100 in d same match n hit a 6 of last bal 2 defeat England?
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Aamir Khan In Lagaan.

END is not the End
In fact E.N.D. is
"Effort Never Dies"

If you get NO as an answer, remember, N.O. is
"Next Oportunity"

Always B+ve...!!!
Gud morning...

Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even d mirror vl fal in lov wit u,
Cuz ur so cute.
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Dunia .!!.Walon
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kuch nai so jao.
Gudn8