lalu's Quote Collection

Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.

Baby Mosquito
came back after its
1st time flying.
His dad asked him,
“How do you Feel.?”
He replied, “It was Wonderful, Everyone
was Clapping For Me.!”

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.
Bear says: “if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”
Lion says: “if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.”
Pig says: “big deal…. I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear

Son – Dad, we will soon Become Very RICH.
Father – What makes
you say so, my Son.?
Son – Tomorrow, my Teacher will teach me
How to Convert
Paisa Into Rupees.

Doctor – Please take
3 spoonfuls of this
medicine daily at night Patient – I Can’t do that Doctor.!
Doctor – Why.?
Patient- I have Only
One Spoon at my home

Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!

Santa TV showroom me jate hai.
Santa: Kya aapke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes sir.

Santa: Ik green wala dena.

Ik aadmi thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska chhore ne doctor ko phone kiya.

Doctor: Kya hua?

Chhora: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.