kalpesh's Quote Collection

Acchi zindagi jine k dDo tarike hai..
1) jo 'PASAND' hai use 'HASIL' karna sikh lo.
ya phir
2) jo 'HASIL' hai use'PASAND' karna sikh lo

agar hum aapko SMS bhejte he to ye zaroori nahi ki aap bhi hume bhi SMS bhejo aap
pizza
samosa
chklate
ya icecream
bhi bhej sakte ho

GARMI song:
suno gor se PEPSI walo,buri nazar na COCK pe dalo,chahe kitna DEW pila lo sabse aage he NIMBU PANI, humne piya he,tum bhi piyo

A boy told his friend, “yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”. Friend answered: “Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge