kml's Quote Collection

Lady to her Friend,
“Me and my Husband
Disagree on Everything. . .
I’m Too Far to the Right
and He’s Too Far to
the Wrong.”

A-I’ve a Perfect Son.

B-Does he Smoke.?
A-No

B-Does he Come Home Late.?
A-No. NO.

B-Wow.! You actually have
a Perfect Son,
How Old is he.?
A- 6 Months old.!

Don’t You Remember
the time when we
used to say,
“Let’s Meet and Plan something.”
Now are the days
where we say,
“Let’s Plan and Meet someday.”
Friends are the Same,
but the Days have
Changed Us.!