Simi chaudhary's Quote Collection

Peene ki aadat thi mujhe,
usne apni kasm dekar chhuda di.
Shaam ko mai baitha yaron ki mehfil me,
kambakht yaaron ne uski kasm dekar piLaaaa di......

"Even the Most Powerful Man is Weaker in front of the Most Happiest Man in the World"
So Always Be Happy... Good Morning :)

Har MARD ka khawab:

Fit Salary

5 Bedroom House

4 Wheel Gaari

2 Pyary Bachay

1 Black Berry

2 Cute Girl Friends

Aur
1 Goongi Biwi.

Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Santa was not payin attention
Techer asks: 'Santa repeat what I just said'.
Santa replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ..