Kailash B's SMS Collection

What are the 3 words that can make your heart skip a beat ??
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Being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years.

After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after
that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house
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Husband:
"TAXI"... !!!

Pizza is so confusing .
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Square box
Circle pizza
And
Triangle Slices

Salman khan - kitne % log samajte hai ki meri
aur Katrina ki Shaadi hogi?

Pappu - sirf10%

Salman -why?

Pappu - Kyuki 90% log khud Katrina se Shaadi
karna chahte hai..: