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Teacher- Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
Student- Ummeed Mat Haro, Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Ladki Pat Sakti He
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hemant_jain14
Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Girl: Excuse Me sir, Kya Aap Mere Chehre se 1 chiz hata sakte he?
Man (Khush Hoke): Haan, Zara Boliye To?
Girl: Apni nazar hata lijiye
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Bhoot Ne Tapasya Ki. God Khush Hoke Bole- Vardan Maang
Bhoot: Muze Khubsurat Ladkiyon Ka Khoon Chusna He.
God: Tathastu, Ja Whisper Ban ja.
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hemant_jain14
Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Antar-Mantar
Jaadu-Jantar
Chhhoo.
Kuch Mahsoos Hua?
Nahi Na?
Jaadugar Ne Bhi Yahi Kaha Tha Ki
ye mantra sirf insaano pe asar karta he.
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hemant_jain14
Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Old man to Class teacher-
Sir, BUNTY ko Bula do.
Sir- Aap kaun?
Old man- Main Uska Dada.
Sir- Wo Chhutti Lekar Aapki MAYYAT me Gaya hai.
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hemant_jain14
Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Teri surat pe dil vaaru
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wah wah
Teri surat pe dil vaaru
wah wah
Jis din tera phone ya sms na aaye, us din teri kanpatti pe 2 maaru.
Funny Shayari
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Beta: Papa, Log chand pe gaye, hum suraj pe jayenge.
Papa: Suraj ki garmi se hum jal jayenge.
Beta: Koi baat nahi, hum raat mein jayenge.
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Ramu- In aalu ke paraathon me aalu nazar nahi aa rahe he!!
Shyamu- Yaar naam par mat ja, Kashmiri pulav me kabhi kashmir nazar aata he kya?
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hemant_jain14
Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Santa 5 minute me paper dekar exam hall se bahar aa gaya.
Sir: Paper nahi aata tha kya?
Santa: Actually wo agle paper ki taiyari karni he.
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hemant_jain14
Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Teacher- Agar Main Teri Maa Hoti To Main Tuze 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti.
Student- Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Se Baat Karke Apko Bata Dunga.
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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A new teacher joins school. He find 2 boys similar in appearance.
Teacher: Kya tum dono judwa ho?
Boys: Nahi, Hum dono padosi hai.
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Sardi Ho Gayi He?
-Ha
Naak Bhi Band He?
-Ha
Sir Bhi Fat Raha He?
-Ha Bhai Ha
To Ye Msg Padhna Kya Zaruri Tha?
Jao, Dawa Lo Aur So jao
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Hum Dushmano Ko Bahut Buri Saza Dete He
Wah Wah
Hum Dushmano Ko Bahut Buri Saza Dete He
Juta Nahi Maarte, Bus Moza Sungha Dete Hai.
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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AGE 0F DRINKS
1 To 3: Milk
3 To 8: Cerelac
9 To 13: Complan
14 To 25: Beer
26 To 50: Whisky
51 To 60: Tonic
AFTER 60 AnyTime GANGAJAL
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Man- Tu meri beti ko kabse pyar karta he?
Boy- 4 mahine se.
Man- Main kese Yakin Karu?
Boy- Aur 5 mahine Rukiye, Yakin Apne Aap Ho Jayega
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Wo Konsi 1 Baat he Jo Saalo Pahle bhi Students Kahte The, Aaj Bhi Kahte He Aur Qayamat Tak Kahenge?
Ans- Bas Yar Kal Se Padhai Start Karege
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Customer: Main kabse wait kar raha hu, khana abhi tak taiyar nahi hua?
Waiter: Sir khana to 3 din pahle se taiyar he, bas garam ho raha he.
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hemant_jain14
Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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HEIGHT OF Bindasness:
Entering late in the Class without permision & saying to Mam-
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HEY SWEETIE,
CARRY ON. DON'T STOP FOR ME
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Apki surat mere dil me aise bas gayi,
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Apki surat mere dil me aise bas gayi,
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Jaise chhote se darwaje me bhains fas gayi..
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hemant_jain14
Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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Employee: Aap meri salary badha djiye, meri shadi ho gayi he.
Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wali durghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahi hoti
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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