Liju Devassy's Quote Collection

Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi... Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA k saath, rahta hai KIRAN k saath aur jata hai SANDHYA k saath

Why does Wahida rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide ?

B'coz Devanand says- 'O mere humrahi mera hath thame chalna, badle dunia SARI tum na badlna'

Why Madras is named Chennai?
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B'Coz Madrasis wear Lungi in which there is no zip...
CHEN-NAI
Samjhe

Tere shaher ka mousam bada suhana laga,
ek shaam churalu agr bura na lage
tere bass main hai to tu bhool ja mujhe
tujhe bhulane me mujhe shayad zamana lage

khud ko akele ka tana na dia kro,
yadoon ka gila shikwa bhi na kia kro,
kya btaye tumko kitna karte hai yaad,
hisab lagana ho toa apni sansien gin lia karo

Friends r d cutest n most lovable idiots in d world, bcoz they will die for friendship. & at d same time, they will also demand a treat for dying...!:-))

GOd is great.

One such example is here

He blows the naughty wind which blows the gal’s skirt high, But he sends dust along to close the boys eyes as well.

1 pal unke bin bitana muskil hua,
Chaha to bahut par dur jana muskil hua,
Q ho Gye wo is kadar Apne,
Ki unki galti par ruth jana bhi mushkil hua...!!

2day I Walked on d Road,Suddenly 5 Policemen Surrounded Me,I got Amazed.
I Asked Police:Y r U Surrounding Me?
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Police:Bcz Govt. Order "SAVE OUR TIGERS"