gaurav kothari's Quote Collection

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Johnny: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was Absent.

I Used Facebook For
A Few Days And Got
Addicted To It..

But I Am Studying Since I Was 4..
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Why The Hell I Am Not Getting Addicted To
It =P