jas's Quote Collection

Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that's not prohibited

Teacher: name an animal which lives in land and water.
Student: frog.
Teacher: good, now name 3 such animals.
Student: frog mom, frog dad and frog sister.

Do you know the difference between coffee shop and wine shop? Simple coffee shop is starting point of love and wine shop is ending point of love.

sun makes moon shine. Current makes bulbs shine. Wax makes candle shine, but I am really confused, what makes you shine? It's harpic or domex

Happiest man is one whose daughter photo is on femina cover, Son on India today, girl friend on film fare and wife on missing column of newspaper.

Terror English:
1. there is no wind in the football.
2. The girl with the mirror (specs) comes here.
3. I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
4. You 3 of you stand together separately.
5. You go and understand the tree.

American: do you know swimming?
Indian: no
American: dog is better than you, it swims
Indian: do you know swimming?
American: yes
Indian: then what's the difference between you and dog.

One day man asked god, what's the difference between your love and my love?
God smiled and replied, a fish in water is my love and a fish in plate is your love.