DHANANJAY's Quote Collection

Doctor Nurse pe
aur
Marij Farsh pe
marta hai..!

Air hostes pathan se,
Sir,ap kya lena pasand karenge
Pathan: Humare liye taveez wala chai lao,
Airhostes: Abey akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag he

Jailor-Tum kis zurm mai andar aye ho


Qaidi-Sarkar Se competition ho gaya tha


Jaiol-Kis baat ka


Qaidi-Note chap ne ka

aurat jyotish k pas jakar hath dikhati he
Jyotsh: Aap 3 mahine me vidhva ho jayogi.
Aurat:Ye to mujhe bi pata he,ye batao pakdi jaaungi ya nai

2 Aadmi kabrastan me
1 bola-Ye log bade Aaram se sote hai
1 Murda kabra se utha or bola Kyo na soye
Yeh jagah Jaan dekar hasil ki hai

Santa:Mujhe to aankhe band karne par b dikhayi deta hai

Banta:Acha! Kya dikhta hai?

Santa:Andhera!